Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Short(bread)-tempered Yanks

So a hatred has built up across the pond for us Britishers. First we free AbdulBassett's Liquorice Allsorts (or whatever his name is!!!) and now it turns out Michael Jackson's made himself ill getting ready for all the shows we're making him do here. Jees! Maybe the Yanks should just get over themselves.
I seem to remember they freed a bunch of people who went on to rob and kill tens of thousands. Emancipation proclamation anyone? Exactly. Where Bertie's gone now they actually seem to really like him, so maybe it's worked out well for all concerned. Uncle Sam - SHUT IT!

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